QOTD: High butt

Javi just walked by working on a wedgie.

Me: I love that butt!

Javi: What?

Me: Your high butt. I love it.

Javi: So? Your butt is higher because you're taller.

Me: But I still love your butt.

Javi: What about Ade's butt? He has a really, really high butt. I like his butt more than your butt.

Me: Hm... makes sense. But I still love your butt.

Javi: Can we talk about something else?