My mom porn

I'm wading through work stuff this morning, but my mind is elsewhere (which makes it really hard to write five whole stories and way too many news bits). This is what's taking up my genius-space:

1. I'd be so much more productive in an office like this than I am in my current workspace (my living room):

Isn't it gorgeous? I would need a different chair so I can sit cross legged, but woah. So nice.

2. I would take my act on the road if my ride looked like this:


Now with 2 more miles per gallon than other minivans in its class!

3. I'd be so much thinner if I had this:


Yes. It's a lap band. And yes. I totally want one.

Maybe now that I have this out of my system, I can power through my writing work and squeeze in a refreshing nap before the kiddo is home from school. Genius space cleared!