10.11.10

QOTD: Tacos

I'm drowning in work: deadlines for the paid stuff, fielding calls for the city's holiday parade (that I wound up managing), kids home from school, dogs stalking the chickens .... and the list goes on. I'm barely surviving. Enter my children.

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Me (to my sister while wading through work crap and spotting the term): Hey, Ash. How would you like to have a hypersensitive clitoris?
Bella: I'm having tacos!
*silence and giggling*
Bella: What? I am having tacos. I don't want no yeeforish.

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Javi: Mama, how many syllables are in happiness?
Me: How many do you think?
Javi: 3?
Me: That's correct.
Javi: Dad marked it wrong.
Me: Let me see what you have.
(visual: ha-ppi-ness)
Me: That's not how you break it up. Which sounds right: happ-i-ness or ha-pi-ness?
*everyone begins laughing uncontrollably*

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I totally needed that.

8 comments:

  • Bibliomama

    I'd rather have a taco too, thanks. Hee.

  • Corinne

    I'm dying laughing over yeeforish :)

  • Cheri

    wow, bathroom humor run rampant. your house must be so much fun!

  • { L }

    OMGness...that is SOOO funny. I'm literally laughing right now too.

  • iseeyoulookingatme

    Thanks for sharing your little bright spot amidst chaos! We ALL needed that:)

  • Life with Kaishon

    Ha Ha Ha Ha HA! : ) Loves.

  • Cheryl

    LOL, too funny! Here's hoping your busy days continue to be brightened with laughter.

  • rebecca @ altared spaces

    There is nothing so great as the sound of PEE to brighten a dark mood or room. I don't know why but it just sparks the giggles. Especially when there's little cheeks to get the laughter bubbling.

    Thanks for reading my piece at "From the Monkey Bars." I totally know what you mean about the grown ups gathering to drink cider. It's one of my favorite parts about the apple orchard.

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