It's not ice

If you're around my daughter and hear the distinct sound of someone crunching on ice, don't worry -- it's not ice. It's Bella GRINDING HER TEETH. Yes, it deserves all caps. Actually, ice crunching sounds much better the grinding -- which more accurately sounds like someone chewing a mouthful of rocks. Hard, dirty, tooth-destroying rocks.

All I can do to get her to stop is to tap her cheeks and say NO M'AM in a very firm voice. Each and every time I have to stop myself from thumping her cheeks. Each and every time.

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