5.10.09

Hi porn searchers

I'm not one to track visitors or monitor site stats, but I do like to see why people are coming to my blog. I first became interested after a group of pedophiles started tagging and tracking photos of Javi on Flickr. I figured -- if they're stalking him there, they are most likely stalking him here, too.

However, what I've found is a whole different (and tremendously better) group of porn searchers: those in search of MILFs. Now, in interest of total transparency, I am not a MILF (don't tell my husband that) -- but the people landing on my blog using the search string "Mom Porn" don't know that.

I have to wonder... what do those on the hunt for mom porn think when they land on a page that reveres the almight minivan? Do they get off on the beautiful and light home office? Perhaps it's the glorious visual of a lap-banded stomach.

For whatever reason the mom porn afficionados (and surely they are fancy shmancy afficionados and nowhere near as disgusting as the child predators who were after my kid) land on my blog, I'd like to give them a HELLO THERE! ENJOY THE MINIVAN! Because I do. Oh, I do.

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