I don't remember it happening so soon. With Javi, I'm pretty positive he was at least four before I had to answer my first string of never ending, relentless questioning.
Why, mama?
Me: It's time to take a rest.
Bella: I don't wanna take a rest!
Me: Sorry, monk. It's time.
Bella: Why it's time?
Me: Because you've been up a long time and you need some rest.
Bella: Why do I need some rest?
Me: Because you've been up a while.
Bella: Why have I been up a while?
Me: Because you woke up a long time ago.
Bella: Why did I wake up a long time ago?
Me: Because the sun was up.
Bella: Why was the sun up?
Me: Because night time was over.
Bella: Why was night time over?
Me: Because that's the way the world works.
Bella: Why is that the way the world works?
Me: GOOD NIGHT!
Bella: WHY IS IT GOOD NIGHT?
Seriously? She's not even three yet. I know she's very verbal and is the type of child who searches to understand things in a way her brother didn't. I'm aware of that. But I'm still in the thick of Why? with the older kid -- surely I'm not already saddled with yet another bout of Why? I don't think I can handle it.
I wonder how long it'll take me to cut her off after two Why?s like I do Javi:
Me: You need to go brush your teeth.
Javi: Why do I have to brush my teeth? We're not even going anywhere!
Me: Because I said go brush your teeth.
Javi: But why?!
Me: Because I am your mother and I said it and therefore I want it done NOW.
Javi: FINE!
I also have to wonder how long it'll take for me to reach my mental capacity. I can't remember what the line of questioning was, but I once had to admit to Javi, "I just don't know. That's why you should stay in school, so you can be smarter than your mom."
Why, me?!
10.1.10
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So, this is what I have to look forward to?
Miss D. went through the "why" phase....I barely made it through that phase without seriously strong pharmaceuticals.
Ha! Maybe if we get your Bella together with my Ben, they can "why" each other to exhaustion!